Dear Luke Dashjr, here’s why I want to join the @TaprootWizards:

In the realm of Bitcoin, where wizards like us seek to unveil its full potential, I, Dash, see ordinals not as a vulnerability, but as a catalyst for evolution. Much like ancient spells that required refinement, ordinals challenge us to fortify Bitcoin's enchantments. Your insight as a guardian of the realm is invaluable. Yet, in the dance of magic and technology, it's the daring exploration of the unknown – ordinals – that will breathe life into our shared dream of Bitcoin's ultimate destiny. Let's embrace this change, for in the crucible of innovation, even the mightiest spells are tested and perfected.

Thanks for storing our wizard JPEGs on your node forever! 🧙‍♂️

@DashalBeevers
P.S. Please stop eating cats